• Gf:   babe come over
    • Me:   I'm eating garlic bread
    • Gf:   I'm horny and my parents aren't home
    • Me:   it's the kind that's covered in cheese

    shuckl:

    ragandboner:

    modelcult:

    How embarrassing

    I would actually dissolve

    nah she’s just taking advantage of the cameras cos she knows she looks good

    (Source: qarcon, via canadumb)

  1. cindymayweather:

    chubbinafatzarelli:

    NBC 2013: The end of two comedy icons—30 Rock and The Office. Original art by Tyler Feder.

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    (via stability)

  2. thisshitfunny:

    cocknurse:

    ………

    ??

    (Source: literallysame, via -annoying)

  3. queentinabelcher:

    Alcohol vs marijuana

    (Source: theoreticaldolphin, via ugly)

    fawltytitties:

    “Army of Darkness” (1992)

    (via 90s90s90s)

  4. coffeeandcheesecake:

    thereichenbachfinn:

    remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

    and it was like

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    really troy

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    really 

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    really

    yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

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    he would have seen

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    who Ryan was actually interested in

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    THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

    (Source: romangodfrey, via just-fucked-up-kids)

  5. (Source: miniwixoide, via analpubes)

  6. stevenfresco:

    “we’re having pizza for dinner”

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    (via gabite)

  7. prevalere:

    so I submitted my url a few weeks ago as a joke and then I went to target today and saw this omg

    image

    (via distraction)

    melkior:

    send hELP

    (via gnarly)

  8. undefyinq:

    undefyinq:

    if we date im literally stealing all your sweatpants and hoodies

    (via distraction)

  9. asvprock:

    1 Bottle of Shampoo = 10 Bottles of Conditioner.

    (via sniffing)